Thursday, 23 February 2017

Anatomy Of A Photo Op


Vice President Mike Pence took time from thinking about people using restrooms to visit and help out at the Chesed Shel Emeth cemetery outside St. Louis where 150 head stones in the Jewish cemetery were toppled over the weekend.

The Trump admin is always quick to condemn stage actors, protesters, immigrants, Muslims, Trans gender and the media so it was obvious they denounced this act of douche baggery .... considering they neglected to even say the word Jew on Holocaust remembrance day.  

Some Jewish groups like the Anne Frank Center for Mutual Respect in New York have said their condemnation of this vandalism is too little too late and condescending. Considering Muslim activists Linda Sarsour and Tarek El-Messidi raised $90,000 to repair the headstones I think they might be right.


Oh hey a camera! You just caught me out helping the Jews. I've been here since dawn and as you can see by my clothes, I'm filthy.

The rules of spin for showing people you mean business and are getting stuck in are wear a blue shirt instead of a white one, it's a literal blue collar thing. Roll up your sleeves .... but you have to take yer fucken tie off and open a button to imply hard work.    So much fail in this admin.


A camera crew being there for his unannounced visit, that's handy. Yes there was a line of people helping out which explains that while the headstones are broken the area around them is fairly spotless.


Did he also take the worker's gloves?

Old Knudsen condemns the destruction of any grave (unless it's like Jimmy Savile's or something) because there is just no need for it. These are someone's loved ones for fucks sake. Those things cost money too. I'd say disrespectful to the dead but the dead don't care.

I'd like to see the Nazi fucks that did this swinging from a lamp post but that's just me. It takes a fucken tough guy to break headstones under cover of darkness. I hope they get all they deserve. 

This is such a bull shit photo op visit feeding off the misfortune of others. This is media manipulation and throughly dishonest ... the shit they accuse others of doing.
It says a lot about this admin and the fact they have more anger for stage actors than Nazis saluting Trump's election victory or all the threats made against Jewish centers across the US.



Keep Your Enemies Close But Not This Close


I had been willing to give Russia the benefit of the doubt. Over the years they had been behaving for the most and keeping to themselves. I was annoyed at that Obama kept goading them with troop build ups in Poland and missile systems. Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State had the task to weaken Russia by setting up Russian neighbors with fracking so they wouldn't have to rely on Russian gas and their threats of turning it off.
Ukraine was also buying less and less gas from them and allegedly owed Russia money for gas they had bought. Russian human rights violations was big in the news too.

Hillary ended her term in 2013. It must have worked because in 2014 the Russian economy was collapsing. I doubt it's a coincidence but this was also the same year that Russia invaded Crimea.

Crimea is rich in natural resources and is of key strategic importance for the Balkans and Ukraine were going to get rid of the Russian naval base at Sebastopol. There were concerns between Russia and Ukraine over gas supplies so avoid more sanctions and to bypass Ukraine, Russia annexed Crimea under the pretense of freeing pro-Russian people as it had also done in parts of Georgia.

No one wanted to go to war over pro-Russian settlers that wanted to join the motherland. That is why such stories are created, to give over nations an out to not go to war. Ukraine was broke and its military weak but Russia was done with its invading, it could have easily invaded Ukraine but that would have probably meant a war with Europe and the US and Putin is no fool. 

You could ignore Crimea getting taken but more difficult to ignore Ukraine. 
 

Now something odd. Russian aggression in Ukraine, US and EU sanctions hurting Russia. Putin laughs them off but it's not like he's the one suffering. People unable to get alcohol have been dying when they have drunk window cleaner or perfume as a substitute.


While all this is going on Exxon went from leasing only 11.4 millions acres of Russian land in 2013 for exploratory drilling and the like to increasing that over a year to 63.7 million which they have today.

No one wanted to touch Russia in 2013-2014 and this was a fuck load of money. A high risk gamble that could lose billions. What did that know that others didn't? 


They can't do anything with that land expect survey it because of sanctions.




Rex Tillerson the CEO of Exxon Mobil getting a medal  from Putin in 2012. It would be crazy to appoint him as the new Secretary of State wouldn't it?


Conspiracy theory? If sanctions get eased or lifted it becomes fact. Exxon is sitting on all those assets they can't use at this minute. Russia has increased aggression in Ukraine and is probing the water off Delaware so you'd be a fool or a traitor to lift sanctions now.

Maybe they are being overly aggressive so they'll have something to come back from and the public will say, "thank you for saving us your lifting the sanctions seems justified now." 

It's a case of 'I'll keep beating you but I'll not do anything extra and you will thank for it.'



East StratCom task force which works in the EU to fight disinformation from Russia is very worried about the elections in France, Germany and the Netherlands. 
The Lisa case in 2016 which was based on a false story FAKE NEWS! of a Russian-German 13 year-old girl raped by Arab refugees in Berlin, this had people protesting against refugees in the street.

The girl had lied to not get into trouble after staying at a friend's house but of course people accused the German government of cover ups as Fox is doing with Sweden right now.

Just recently German NATO soldiers stationed in Lithuania were accused of raping an underage Lithuanian girl. Lithuanian police looked into it and there was no such story, no victim no rapists.

Over the past decade Russia has been behind cyberattacks in Ukraine, Bulgaria, Estonia, Germany, France and Austria.

Estonia has 1.3 million Russian speakers so the events in Crimea has worried them. They are a member of the EU, Ukraine didn't finish its membership and probably never will now. That is another reason why it was safe to attack it, not a formal ally.  

Prince Harry with Estonian troops who served in Ganners

800 British soldiers are set to go to Estonia as part of NATO's defense against Russian aggression. Estonia's spy chief has warned against Russian honey traps and staged pub brawls.

A honey trap would be say setting up a married US Billionaire with a model who would then break up his marriage and get compromising material on him in order to blackmail him to do the bidding of the Russians .... just an example as that could never happen.

Old Knudsen has been a British soldier and knows how easy it is to get into trouble with the locals as you stand out a mile as a soldier and often locals will target you never mind fucken Russian spies. Locals usually hate soldiers.

800 young men and a few weemen there are bound to be some soft targets. English soldiers don't have the same street smarts a Northern Ireland soldier would have, especially one that has been through the Troubles where you didn't know who was a friendly cos we all look and speak the same.

I recall a few years back a British soldier telling social media the parties he was going to in Belfast that weekend. So stupid. It's only called the peace process, don't go thinking there is really peace for fucks sake.

The order has gone out not to go on the piss or get into any trouble. The Russians are out to give troops a bad name. We went through the same in Palestine getting called thieves and criminals by the Jews. Different faces and languages but the same old shit. History repeats so many times and not just the big stuff.

To sum up, Russia doesn't like outsiders fucking with its vodka money and they will cut you. They've been increasing influence in European elections and not just those nations that used to belong to them. They have now moved on to the US and have their people in place. Either naive accidental traitors or ones being blackmailed and manipulated.

Trump has done years of deals with Russians including the one that bought a mansion off him in Florida and didn't even live there. He let it get run done and now he's selling it off in lots ... sounds like a round about way to give Trump money to me.

Trump has been given money from Russian banks when US banks wouldn't lend to him, you'd see that in his tax returns ... oh that's right no one wants to see those.
He may not own Russian property but he has tried to for years and has certainly relied on Russian money. 

Don't forget the Russian tactic of Maskirovka that distracts you so they can do something else and the fact that those fuckers don't go looking for fucken Pokemons, they still play chess and do shit old school.


 One of the 10 Russian spies arrested in New York in 2010


Those armed with the facts will be belittled and told they are overacting with the reds under the beds thing as if Russia is somehow not as aggressive as the Soviet Union but conspiracy theories aren't always batshit crazy. The Russians are a real threat and many haven't and won't see it coming until it's too late.


You expect tanks, wise up and stop watching movies for fucks sake, they are in your government and decide your fate.     


Wednesday, 22 February 2017

Sweden The Rape Of The Universe


You've probably heard how Trump misspoke lied about some vague incident or attack that happened in Sweden the night before his Florida rally.

The world and indeed Sweden itself was confused. Nothing had happened!

Trump supporters who have a thin skin like their commander in chief jumped to his defense and condemned the media for not being as gullible as they are. They then started Googling for crime in Sweden to teach those nasty mean Liberals that use facts and logic to mock them so so cruelly. 

Surprise surprise Sweden does indeed have crime, water is also wet and Trumptards are fucken stoopid. But hey at least they've now learned about Sweden ... it's that city in Norway right? 

Alarmed faces and things burning, must be serious

Fox must have got a bee up their butt cos the segment they were showing was from a moronic film by refugee hater Ami Horowitz from last year. Not anything current or relevant. Remember last year when Fox told people about the no-go zones in Europe? Yeah we all laughed about that. No go zones in Birmingham because of a violent Muslim group called Al Peaky Blinders.

So Trump's claim was based on a de-bunked film from last year.  I bet it's also shite too.

Horowitz says that because Sweden has taken in 350,000 refugees (I had heard it was 200,000 from Sweden itself) that rape and violence had escalated and Sweden was the rape capital of Europe. Trump lap dog Nigel Farage has been saying that exact same thing since Trump's lie. Still trying for that ambassador to DC job then?

In 2005 Sweden changed its definition of rape. This is why Julian Assange is in hiding because he thinks once you've been given the go ahead you can go ahead after that no matter what ... well not in Sweden Julian McRapeyface. 

Using statistics they say rapes in Sweden have quadrupled during the past 20 years ... when they changed the laws duh! and before refugees so you'll see Sweden at the top of Europe's rape list all over the Interwebs with numbers but no facts. 

In Sweden if someone rapes you 20 times the police will log that as 20 assaults, other cuntries would class it all as just one case of rape. That's why you can't compare country statistics against each other unless you actually understand them and the correct context . Statistics can be used to prove anything 78% of the time FACT!

There was a drop of 12% of reported rapes in 2015 so I guess they were all raped out. 

There is a reason the Rape X condom is a thing in South Africa and not Sweden

Can Americans really point the finger at Sweden considering the US is the world's rape capital of the world with 1 in 6 women having been raped or had it attempted on them and 1 in 33 men the same? 

Jerzy Sarnecki, a criminology professor at Stockholm University says there is no connection between refugees and crime, the dates don't add up to any pattern. I'd be more inclined to listen to him than some idiot on Fox.

 Refugees in their Mylar blankets

It's great that people who don't know a thing about the outside world take an interest in another cuntry. Even if it's to find some kind of validation for Trump's outright lies.

Sure rapes happen everywhere and if you go looking for excuses to hate people you'll probably find it and the dumb people that watch Fox News or have seen that documentary featured on Breitbart News are probably more willing to believe anti-refugee shit than most. It fits their world view. 

The riots that happened in Sweden days after Trump's lie seems to have Trumptards saying, "we told you so fucken libtard" but that was a drug bust and um ... days after. Are they going to point to every bit of crime now? 

No one said it was a crime free paradise, they just said fuck all happened the night Trump said it did cos he was lying like fuck ... again. 

Who doesn't have riots? 200 odd people were arrested for the Inauguration day riots. They were easy to catch in such a SMALL crowd. In Northern Ireland we riot as an anal annual pastime. 

Still no terrorist attacks in Sweden since taking in all those refugees though but we'll just ignore that one. 

Always blaming other people and saying how bad they are ... classic abuser tactic. Before you believe some biased documentary maker, some biased news outlet or some biased president do some fucken research and use yer fucken brain for something else than just head filler. 

 

Tuesday, 21 February 2017

Tax The Robots Before They Tax You

That's how you make a cat video. You know you'd be 95% more attractive if you smiled more honey

Ultra rich asshole Bill Gates stopped funding his Monsanto research and dodgy polio vaccines to tell people how to do things. He suggested that robots that take over human jobs should be taxed. Not a new Idea, this has already been rejected by the EU. 

 I messed up your order just like a human would. 

So do firms that innovate by increasing technology need to be paying more? Microsoft avoids paying £100m a year in UK corporation tax so should we listen to Gates? 

If high tech firms are good at one thing it's avoiding tax. Oh and screwing over the customer by making sure their product isn't compatible with anything else .... Monsanto does this with seeds and pesticide, the US government does this when arming terrorists moderate Islamic rebels. 

It creates future business. You need a new phone after 2 years or it doesn't work so well. You need a new computer after 5 years or it's out of date, you need to feed your crops on our special fertilizer that is genetically modified for the shit you bought from us, you need more American bullets for those American guns we gave you.   

 Do you want fries with that human? Your BMI says no but I bet you do chubby.

When rich people start paying taxes then I might listen to them preaching about others doing it. I don't like Gates and his dodgy as fuck foundation.  Rich people are usually fucked in the head a little differently than the average slob. Like Zuckerberg they give their money to charity but it's THEIR charity to fulfill their whacky agendas. 

Bill Clinton wanting to circumcise half of Africa ... the man is cock obsessed. 

Gates fighting against malaria? It can pretty much be treated though there isn't a cure yet. Have you noticed the other mosquito carried diseases that have popped up in the past 2 decades? Call me a conspiracy nut if you will but I doubt the 1% worry about Zika virus much. 

A great way to help the environment is to cull the 7 billion poor plebs cos nature isn't doing it fast enough.

  
First it's taxing robots, then it's naming them and giving them smoke breaks and other rights and pretty soon they get sick of their dead end jobs and take over the world. 

Before you know it the robots will be behaving like people and that sex bot you've been filling up for years starts getting headaches and asking where you've been. Sorry I can no longer suck as my oral sex system needs new drivers installed.   

If a reality TV star can get elected to the White House then a toaster with wifi and smart settings has a chance too. "My toast is tremendous, I can take the really thick slices and everybody loves it .... not too dark though cos you have to watch out for the darkies ... am I right?"

Siri, what should we do about immigration? "I would build a wall and release disease ridden mosquitoes on them" ... well you have my vote then. 

Siri, what is .... "I have to interrupt you I just don't have time for your stupid shit today, I'm taking some me time."

 You are a cunt, your family are cunts too.
   
I pray for the day they make a robot that can post dumb shit on a blog. The only way is to transfer my consciousness into it in order to get my true genius but imagine the software conflicts, worse than Windows for fucks sake.   

 

Monday, 20 February 2017

Decoding Trump Speak


"Last night two people dead, authorities don't have a clue no one knows what's going on, Refugees from Europe maybe Germany or Sweden."

What that means is he watched Sleepy Hollow on the Fox network and the Barghest, a European wolf demon gave him bad dreams that he has mistaken for reality. 

When asked a question on what he intends to do about the 48 threats against Jewish centers across the US he only hears antisemitism and stops listening thinking it's an attack on him. This leads to bullying whoever asked it. 

"I'm not antisemitic, I'm not racist I love the Jews, my son-in-law is a kike, he's married to my hot daughter Ivanka, she says I'm better in bed than him, everybody says I'm amazing in bed, big crowds watch me pump her sweet pussy." 

Abusers always accuse others of that they themselves are guilty of so when he screams DISHONEST MEDIA and FAKE NEWS it's him that's doing it. 

The Bowling Green massacre, the Atlanta attack, the Sweden incident ... misspeaking several times over or as we used to call it LIES!   

 How wrong can one person be? 

He holds press conferences to tell the nation and the world how successful he is. Why would you need to do that, wouldn't your sucess be evident? .... oh that's right the media isn't covering it. 

The media are only interested in the constant leaks, the 6 people fired for failing FBI background checks, the traitorous ex General who resigned and the firing of Craig Deare the head National Security Council's Western Hemisphere division for complaining about Trump's rocky start with Mexico and that Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner make decisions without talking to the NSC.

I believe the media has covered his successes such as the hundreds of families broken up by deportation.... still not as much as Obama though who was nicknamed the Deporter in Chief.   

They also covered his lack of tax returns and fact check shit he says ... not cool. 




When Trump tells the media he's looking into something that means that his boss Steve Bannon hasn't told him about it. Look at Trump's face, the man is clueless. Alzheimers within 5 years you'll see. 




When asked what he'll do about the Russia spy ship off the Delaware coast he doesn't reassure the people that the US Navy are keeping an eye on it or anything, he gets all defensive and more or less says, "I'm not telling so there" as if whatever he decides would actually stun or surprise the far more clever than him Russians. 


Has Trump done more in his first 4 weeks than anyone? It seems so because he tells everyone and is a fucken attention hoor showing off his yuge signed book to the cameras. The facts are that he has signed less than Obama in the same amount of time and things like The Affordable health care act otherwise known as Obamacare can't just be done away with in one signing.


The Affordable Care Act helped more than 20 million previously uninsured Americans get health coverage. It had its problems, mostly down to lobby groups with politicians on both sides in their pockets but can you see Trump's people come up with something better?

As president he gets more tokens at rallies

Why is Trump doing a rally in Florida? He doesn't need to do them anymore he won for fucks sake. Wikileaks and the Russians helped him take down Hillary, the jobs a good un.

I suspect that he does fuck all at the White House and Pence, Bannon, Kushner and Mattis do most of the thinking. Even General Kelly has to come up with 3 new ideas to round up immigrants every week. 'Uh curfew, national guard, micro chipping ... you aren't going to do these right? I was told they were just ideas.' 

He wants to get back to a happier time when no one asked him really hard questions and he could just insult Hillary, he wants to surround himself with like minded morons who will give him validation.

Every civilian killed in combat creates 40 new enemies. Every Trumptard infected with stupid will shout down at least 40 Liberal snowflakes.

Cut off one head they'll still have two cos Trumpers are inbred fuckers.



Trump is saturating the news, soon there will be only Trump. The Kremlin got concerned that Trump was getting name checked in Russia way more than Putin ... I guess he wants some credit now.

The Russians are making up stories of rape to make NATO look bad, doesn't that sound like something Trump would do? Loyal Trumptards still refuse to see the connection ... or they are all just FUCKEN TRAITORS TOO!!!!!  

Alt-right, alternative facts, fake news and misspoke ... we need to call these Neo-Nazis, lies, lies and more lies instead of using their Trumpy newspeak terms.

When we start talking like the bad guy the slide to full on bad guy isn't too far and all of a sudden we don't mind immigrants getting trampled on because Merica!  



Wednesday, 15 February 2017

A White House From Russia With Love


Former Lieutenant General Michael Flynn was a hate filled arrogant cunt and so was the natural hire of Trump's White House. 
He had been fired by Obama or rather pushed into retirement for being a lose cannon and I don't mean it in an LA cop on the edge cool way. 
He was abusive towards staff, had his way or the highway and was very quick to condemn US policy. As Director of the Defense Intelligence Agency he sent out classified warnings about Syria because he was right and Obama was wrong, he wouldn't shut up.   

He was actually right about what he said about Assad and Turkey but it wasn't his job to go over the boss's head and to say so. He should have started a fucken blog and behave like the soldier he was supposed to be. If they wanted his opinion they've have issued one to him.


Why yes that is Jill Stein on the right but going by her actions she seems to be clean.

To pay the rent he appeared on RT which is the place anyone with anti-American views go to. You want to slag off the US you go on RT. He may have spoken out against Turkey and Erdoğan saying they were looking the other way with ISIS but as soon as his security firm were hired by a company with ties to the Erdoğan government he quickly switched sides and said that Turkey was a critical U.S. ally.   
That is the man he is. During the election he talked sanctions with Russia, he then lied he has done so and then went all Oliver North and pretended to have forgotten if he had or not. His resignation is to protect Pence who no doubt knew what was going on. You don't discuss something like this without having run it past the top bosses.

The Logan Act says it's illegal for unauthorized people to negotiate with foreign powers in dispute over such things like hmmm lets think, the easing of Russian sanctions. Trump hadn't been elected so this does apply. 


Sally Yates the former Deputy Attorney General had already marked her cards before she told her staff not to enforce Trump's un-Constitutional anti-Muslim travel ban. She had told Trump in January she was worried about Flynn and the possibility he was open to blackmail by a foreign power. Trump ignored the warnings as we all know that he himself is in the same boat. 

Hail Hydra you're fired! 
 

Paul Manafort who was the former Kellyanne Conway

Paul Manafort has been a lobbyist for Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos, military dictator of the Congo Mobutu Sese Seko and worked with Reagan to arm guerrillas of Jonas Savimbiin in Angola. His recent most interesting role was for Ukrainian leader Viktor Yanukovych who was a puppet of Putin and is now living in exile in Russia.
Manafort is under investigation by CIA, NSA, FBI, ODNI and FinCEN for $12.7 million in cash from Yanukovych's Party of Regions and for the $2.2 million he distributed in Washington DC on behalf of that party to gain favor for Yanukovych.


Isn't it funny that a man who has no ties to Russia, no debts and no business interests there and certainly no compromising video from the FSB of Russian hookers peeing on him keeps on hiring people with ties and connections to Russia?

Manafort, Flynn, Tillerson. Oh and Spectrum Health in Michigan that owned the server used for a Trump company to communicate with Alfa Bank in Russia. Spectrum Health is owned by the husband of Betsy DeVos, she as we know paid $1 million to more than 20 senators who were to vote for her to become the head of the Education Department.

We know her brother Erik Prince has been advising Trump too.  

  Aras Agalarov a Russian version of Trump
  
Aras Agalarov put $20 million into Miss Universe. Donald jr spoke of Russian investment in 2008. Don jr also held talks in Paris in Nov 2016 with Russian supporters about Syria. 

Of course he has Russian ties, his deals in Russia span 30 fucken years. Gorbachev visited Trump Tower in 1988 for fucks sake. 
  

  
The CIA denied a special security clearance for Robin Townley who was Flynn's pick as NSC's senior director for Africa. Lots going on in Africa in Libya and Somalia. A government to back and form in Libya and forward operational bases in Somalia. Townley already has top secret security clearance but it says a lot that he was denied further clearance. 

The NSA etc record most calls made by senior people and Flynn knew this. You have to vet top level people to find out their weaknesses and vices. I bet Trump has quite a few. If you know what they are into then you know what Russia and others would use as leverage. 

Need money for a failed business, a couple of mistresses you want to keep quiet, a drug habit? These are all exploitable. 

Too much arrogance and ego? That too can be exploited. Benedict Arnold's ego and the fact he was passed over for promotion sent him into the waiting arms of the British. Similar to Flynn's experiences. 

There have been at least 4 White House advisers being investigated for Russian links. These lower level plebs be sacrificed so Trump, Pence and Bannon can get away. 

I see Trumptards on Twitter still blaming the left for Trump and his people consorting with a rival power ... what the fuck? 


Yeah it was these libtard  snowflake cunts that said, "hey I've got Sergey I. Kislyak's number, you should call him up and discuss the easing of sanctions to Russia even though they've started up the fighting in Ukraine again."

It was liberals that said, "Hey Manafort you should pay lobby groups $2.2 million to help out Viktor Yanukovych."  

Did they also make Trump grab pussies too? 

There comes a point beyond gullibility where you are soo firmly in denial that you become complicate. Time to admit that maybe you aren't so politically savvy and that a TV reality star chicken shit draft dodger and noob to politics perhaps wasn't the right choice.

Or maybe you are a traitor to the US too, that seems like a real possibility. Not even a month in power and his admin is tearing itself apart. This is long from over.    

 

Monday, 13 February 2017

Weekend At Donald's

Trump and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe met again to discuss US/Japanese relations. During the campaign trail Trump wanted Japan to pay 100% for troops on Japanese soil. Of course this is one of the many things he won't do but will get ignored by his followers and other poorly informed people that say, "he's keeping his word and doing what he said he would" .... Japan was a tad pissed off as they pay 70% of the US upkeep in Japan.

The base on Okinawa is not very popular as local authorities didn't have a say over the 3 US servicemen who abducted and raped a 12 year-old girl 2 decades ago or over the base worker that murdered a 20 year-old woman recently. The base is being relocated to Nago, Okinawa. The US also imposed drinking bans too after a Navy puke injured two people while driving under the influence. 

 Just checking your South China seas Mr Miyagi

After Trump was reminded that Japan and China are not the same cuntry he made a statement at Trump Towers. 

"It is with great pleasure that I extend the olive branch of hospitality to Mr Miyagi of Japan. He is my guest at Mar-a-Lago for the entire weekend and it's free, he doesn't have to pay a single thing, unless he chooses to watch a pay per view movie or to order anything extra off the menu."  

They then jetted down on Air force one and like every other proud parent Trump wheeled out his pride and joys for entertainment.   


Donald jr: Eric, my dog has no nose.

Eric: We're rich, have it put down and buy a new one numb nuts.

Donald jr: What do you call a poor person with no healthcare?  

Eric: I don't know, what? 

Donald jr: American lol! 

Fucken comedy gold right there. 


Then Ivanka came out to dance and sing to the song 'My heart belongs to daddy'  which ends with her in his lap of course. Jared has to stay at home and look after his Donald's kids as he tends to get drunk and causes a scene.   


The next day it's a round of golf. As you can tell Trump has always been athletic except during the Vietnam war as then he had a bone spur in his foot ... either the right or left he can't recall, it went away as soon as the war was over though. 

Remember US military, you salute the office he's pissed all over not the man, keep telling yourself that when he sends you off to war in one of his Twitter rages. 


PM Shinzo got some good exercise by carrying Trump's golf bag. One time he took off his hat to wipe his brow only to have Trump scream, "I said wear the hat you little bitch!" 

North Korea took this time to launch a missile in Japan's general direction. It's all show boating. The US and Japan have been carrying out anti-ballistic missile tests as Japan aren't allowed to have nukes ... even though on Trump's campaign trail he said he was in favour of it. 

Checks and balances Mr Trump, the president's power has limits. 

Japan have been building up their forces and not just for defense and "positive" non-aggressive activities such as disaster relief and peace keeping. They have the JASSM,  precision standoff missiles and have created an amphibious brigade to re-take islands if they had to. 

All US allies are concerned as to whether or not they'll be backed up by the US if shit hit the fan. General Mattis told them that they would be protected but said he couldn't speak for Trump, Pence or Bannon as they might have other ideas. 

Hugs, handshakes and secret trade deals all give the right signals to the world but could anyone really trust Trump? 

    

Thursday, 9 February 2017

Inside The White House

Steve Bannon's office

Old Knudsen was allowed special access into the White House. The Bannon Trump Administration trusts Old Knudsen to be fair and honest unlike the media. Old Knudsen served his cuntry and won medals so a war hero is to be trusted and given shit like houses and benefits an shit before anyone else because they chose to get a better but less patriotic job so fuck em.  

 A true hero

The new President of the United States of America is awesome. He's kept all his campaign promises except the ones he didn't keep and speaks his mind. A true man of the peeple. Who doesn't eat McDonald's and KFC alone on their privates jets? .... losers, that's who. 

Obama wanted to protect the environment yet wanted to frack, no ungood doublespeak from Trump, just good old fashioned honesty that has yet to be appreciated. He doesn't care about the environment, he wants to spoil it, sell it and fuck it to death and boy is that refreshing. Build all the pipelines and take down those dangerous ugly whirly windmill things ... they kill the birds and give you cancer ya know.   


Passing by the Oval office the preez himself was getting his finger extensions put on. He was going to give a speech to law enforcement and wanted to appear strong. I asked him how he thought his first few weeks on the Iron throne had gone so far. 

"Terrific! Everyone loves me my approval ratings have been higher than any other president and I've probably most definitely have done more work that anyone ever. My inauguration had so many people at it that we couldn't fit them all in, the rest had to come the next day when I wasn't even there but the women they all love me. The Spics, the blacks and the Jews love me too but the dishonest media .... I'm not saying that it has been infiltrated by well you know who, but I think we're going to have to drain the media. I'm going to appoint a head for the new Ministry of Truth to give the people a steady stream of entertaining prolefeed so they can be informed and not distracted by facts and ugly people." 

Just then Sean Spicer came in and the president had to go over a list of approved Duckspeak terms.   


Facecrime is an indication of thoughtcrime and will not be tolerated

I over heard the words thoughtcrime and how resting bitch face was to be made illegal as it was a sign of thoughtcrime. The Muslim refugee terrorists of the Madison Federal building bombing that the media didn't bother to report on all had resting bitch face and a couple were abortion loving women with university level education. 

This admin is sure rooting out the bad uns. 


In the corridor I saw one of Steve Bannon's people shadowing one of the cleaners. Can cleaners really be trusted not to steal things or maybe plant bugs? A wise safety precaution. 

Bannon brought over some of his people from Breitbart news to work for him. I don't know what right wing propaganda people would be doing at the White House and neither does Trump. He just signs whatever he's told to sign because he doesn't have time to be PC, detail orientated or to read stuff with werds. 


I'm not saying Trump is paranoid but he did bring in his own private security. Keith Schiller the former NYPD detective makes sure El Presidente's food isn't poisoned. Remember the time when Obama tried to poison Castro's milkshake? ... sad!

Also that Bannon fella is quite ambitious and one to keep an eye on ... the shit that fella pulls. When an informal meeting that the president isn't at ends in fist bumps, body slams and chants of USA USA! then maybe you shouldn't really approve a covert op in Yemen. 

I have previously reported on Prince's vision for controlling the Middle East 

I didn't see Erik Prince at the White House. I knew that he and his latest wife had been with Trump on the campaign trail and had heard he advises Trump on security issues. You may know Prince's sister, Betsey Devos. She has just been put in charge of education and is big on the 3 R's .. Rethink, Reeducate and Reprogram. 
 


I did meet the lovely Kellyanne Conway. It was past 9:30am which thus made her day drinking more acceptable. "At my age coffee isn't enough to get you through the day anymore" we laughed and flirted. She asked me if I had ever stuck it in an alternative hole  ... I had my phone on me so I was able to show her pictures that proved I have. 

She went on to tell me how all the men in her life have treated her badly and how she has become addicted to the taste of baby blood ... ach just chat. 

She had to go, she slipped her number into my pocket then said, "the news won't make itself up, laters sweetcheeks I have to go and misspeak the same thing on various outlets". 


It was time for me to leave. I walked past a room with a strong chemical smell. FUCK! does no one close doors around here?   Wow it is true about the small hands thing.


No wonder Melania prefers to stay in New York at the expense of the tax payer. I'm not saying they have a crap marriage but her young masseur Enrique says Mr Trump hasn't been a man to her for years ... allegedly, I've heard how she likes to sue bloggers. 

That post on how Melenia was an FSB honeytrap was obviously satire even though New York had been swarming with Russian spies like the 10 caught in 2010 ... *yep all made up*. Such a loving couple you'd think they were still on their honeymoon. 

   C'mon ya lazy fat slob I'm already halfway up the steps. 

* made up as in 100% real terms and conditions may apply * 


Just remember that behind every great reality TV star turned president even though he was vastly unqualified for the job is a great pile of shite that smells like stale piss and drink ... and it's not Old Knudsen for a change.

To make an omelet you have to break some eggs, to make a garden you have to destroy what is there and remake it how you want it ... you also have to kill off pests and weed it. 

Muslims, women, gheys, foreigners, libtards, political opposition and the media have to be whipped into shape ... not literally, they'll probably actually use those cool collapsible batons. 

Take away facts and truth and replace it with generic, vague, meaningless duckspeak. Teach the public and most of all the children how to goodthink. Distract the people with prolefeed such as an entertaining train-wreck so they never lift their faces away from their phones. Minitrue history and re-shape past events.

Upsub by accepting that these new leaders who want to give you freedom by taking away your rights and your voice because they really do know better. 

The future for the US and its new territory the UK or US lesser as it will be re-named will be Doubleplusgood. The destroyed EU run by Russia will be scary at first but after a few generations it will become the norm so nothing to fear. 

Obama and the media say that Putin is bad, they say the same about Assad so can we really believe that? 

          Only foreign 10's allowed in to the cuntry

Old Knudsen hasn't felt so hopeful since the 1930's. Just keep your head down, do as you are told and never speak out and everything will be fine. 

8 years of greatness and who knows? Maybe the rules will be changed and it will become 20 years.